"What?" you say. "It can't be true. No one gives anything out for free."
It's true. There's no such thing as a free lunch. (Except when you're hanging out at the back of a Chinese restaurant on garbage day, but I digress.) Although my altruistic side can shine through on occasion, I'm really just trying to entice you to notice me and maybe buy my book The Breeders, a ya dystopian adventure. However, you are not required to do either of those things to get a free first page critique. All you have to do is like me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter. Then send me a message via one of those channels. I will reply back with my email where you can send your bright and shiny first page for perusal. I promise to be kind but fair in offering suggestions and advice on the strengths and weaknesses of your first page. How can you lose? After all, it's free.
* Please limit one per customer.
** Please allow seven to ten days for response.
*** I was just kidding about eating out of a dumpster on garbage day. It's probably not sanitary.